So in my personal opinion, all this nonsense about the end of the world is exactly that, nonsense, rubbish, and a waste of our time. It is an excuse for silly news stories, crazy men to run around screaming and for some guy named Hank to make a killing on "apocalyptic" or "post apocalyptic" survival gear and t-shirts. Not that I have anything against the news, crazy yelling men, merchants named Hank or the overall process of commerce but its silly and wasteful in my opinion.
Now I'm no expert on these theories to the end of the world, but I'm fairly certain that they have all been debunked by NASA and other scientists about. The idea that the world could end over night, is quite silly, yes, it could happen but should we really live our lives just worrying about whether we won't exist tomorrow?
Well actually, kind of. If the way you are living is "like there's no tomorrow" as the kids have been known to say then bravo, you have carpe-d the ass out of that diem and you should be proud.
However, if you are going up to Hank and buying freezer dried food and hazmat suit, dear god my friend, you have something terribly wrong with you.
I think that this is something that we just shouldn't think about. And as for Mayans, no disrespect but why don't you just buy a new calendar because if the world doesn't end, you're going to look pretty darn silly, and if it does, what are you going to do? Say I told you so? We'll all be dead....sooooo.....moot point there buddy.
Anyway happy new year to all and live everyday to the fullest!
and remember:
Always deny the apocalypse because you'll usually be right and we you're wrong there will be nobody around to say 'I told you so'
Thank you for reading my rant and the very fitting song of the day is
We Are Young By: Fun.
Enjoy!
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Expect Kyle and I to be around during some sort of zombie apocalypse. We will be heavily armed with bile jars, samuari swords, tech9, ak-47, molotovs, grenade launchers and so on, as we sweep through town after town curing the disease one bullet at a time.
ha haha muwahahahaha
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