I've been meaning to write this post for a while.
It's about my very favorite guilty pleasure in the whole entire world, singing and dancing in the car.
This is something that my friends have told me on multiple occasions that when they've seen me doing it, that its the funniest thing in the world and they just start dying laughing.
The reason behind my comical concerts is because when I am in a car alone, I become, Adele, the girl from Hush Sound, Regina Spektor, Chris Martin of Coldplay, Alex Day, Charlie Mcdonnell, embarressingly, sometimes to Selena Gomez and Hannah Montana and yes, even sometimes, Tpain, Kanye West, and Chris Brown. Such a list I've created here, how very Ginsberg of me......Ginsberg? Allen Ginsberg? Wrote "Howl and other poems" like really famous for obnoxious lists and satire?
No?
Damn.
I'm a Lit nerd.
But I digress, when I am in the car by myself, I really like to overdo things like, my phone, plugged into my car? That becomes my mic thats plugged and ready. The cars in front of me? Obviously the crowd thats cheering me on. And that awkward guy that drives at the same speed as me and you both awkwardly look at each other because its really weird that you're neck and neck driving down the road? You better believe he's that one fan that gets serenaded.
I think that the two main reasons I do things like this in the car are:
1. Im always bored/lonely when I'm driving
2. I love to sing and I wish that I had tried pursuing it a little more.
That second reason always brings up uneasy feelings in me, what if I had stuck with that singing thing? What if I hadn't been sick the day of my audition for OU's music school? What would I be doing right now? Would my life be different? Would I know these people that have become my best friends?
Part of me likes to wonder about all of the things that "could of been" yet, the other part of me loathes it. How dare I even think about having a different life, to not have my friends that I have now, well, I don't know what I would do without them. To be a singer? Then I wouldn't be this awesome lit nerd and I couldn't spout off random facts about random authors, and without that, what good would I be really?
Ideally, I really would like to like, kind of pursue music again but not to make it my life, but as a more public hobby.
I think for now, I'll just stick with my private shows and concerts that I have been known to hold in front of people on like, insanely long road trips.
This post was originally going to be just about me turning into a rap star in the car because I think that that is the funniest thing I do. I mean really? A white girl singing about her "Bitches and Hoes?" Its kind of the funniest thing in the world.
Like do you remember that one show on MTV where they installed a camera in people cars and recorded them singing and dancing? Well let me tell you, I could have my own show like that and it would air for like at least 9 seasons, thats how awesome my rapping is.
Anyway here is the end of this insanely embarrassing blog post. I hope you enjoyed it.
To stick with the theme because these are two songs that I SUPER of do:
Song of the day: Niggas in Paris by: Kanye West feat. Jay-Z
Youtube video of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO1QBTG6EXs
DFTBA. <3
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