Hey bloghood,
Im currently attempting to channel my inner rapper, and to give "her" a name, I went to a very unreliable, yet amusing source:http://www.myrapname.com/
So my inner rapper is either:
Crazy Kate
Kathryn K Goddess? wahhh?
Kate Sauce
Sling K?
Kate Trixx
Lil Kate B
Phat Kate Blunt (second fav)
or my personal favorite
Delicious Angel Kate B
Now for giggles, I'll take some of my friends names and put them in and then post their first name:
Nina B - Missy NB Nugget a.k.a. XL Trixx - I wish I had made this up
Kyle B - Jaz Hazy KB
Kevin B - Kevy B Blood - this is just too good
Brandon H - Styling Branny H Flavor Love a.k.a Jiggy Cube - ? You lost me on this one
And now just for fun, my parents,
Mother - Terri T Dirty Face......please no one tell my mom about this hahaha
Father - T Baby or T Troy Dilly Bash a.k.a Slick Assassin - you be the judge, I couldn't decide.
Okay, while that was fun and highly amusing, I did have a point, for my final, I must compose a 90 second rap about myself, perform a rap that already exists, and have a rap battle, all in front of my class, and well, Im still writing my rap.
While talking about bitches and hoes probably has a minimum difficulty level, I do commend rap artists, its pretty hard to get good lyrics and a good beat and all that jazz down quickly and its proving to be quite difficult, I just hope my photographic memory doesn't let me down!
Hope your summer's are all going well!
Stay Fresh or whatever the rappers are saying these days!!
3 comments:
lmfao this was too good to not comment. Terri T Dirty Face and her husband Slick Assassin. holy shit I'm dying lol.
I dont hate mine, let me say that. haha
yea, yea, let me feel it
bring it up bring it up to da club
yea, yea who here knows it
i be K-E-B
reppin O-K-C
from the four-oh-five
feels good to be alive
survived a quarter of a century
wouldn't want to be none other than me
who ya bringin to the par-ty
bring your friend and her friends to get in fo-free
fuck this I'm done but shit, it's been fun.
good luck on yer rap, Kate
don't plagiarize or you'll have a fancy date
with the courts and the RIAA
I can't help ya thur
can't help ya gurl
can't take the mic
can't make a mistake
but don't lose hope, yo,
its how you flow, yo
just stand up and go, go
bring them bitches to tha flo-
don't stop ya style
stay classy and stay wild
this is Jez HA-Z K-E-B
thanks for your time
you're far too kind.
Let me step up to the mic one time
teaching muthafuckas how to rhyme
Stylin Branny H up in ya face
got da people swaying in this place
I drop it down
so pass me the crown
King of the rap game
Y'all know my name
Call me King B, your Flava of Love
Only muthafucka y'all dreamin of
just sit and stare
cause none compare
Soon you'll see
dont fuck wit me
Ima bear, no cub
muldrow 7 club
the Secretary of Sexy
come an hop in my lexi
teach ya drive a stick
if ya wanna be my chick
nah, just playing hun
I only hit and run
betta be a dime
if ya want my time
fly from city to city
findin new kitty
every night new hoes
between my shows
spot em on the floor
then they on all four
spit a few words
out come the birds
talking chickenhead
got 3 in the bed
Before I drop the mic
lemme say goodnight
Y'all been great
but I gotchu, Checkmate
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